Bombs no workie

Well, me and my friend were trying to make a bomb. We got that part right, we made it. But it no blow up. The dang thing would not light for the life of us. We tried matches, trying to light the matches with a lighter, even lighting the bomb itself on fire. Didn't work. Just smoked lot.
We're talking serious smoke here. So we gave up on it, threw on some lake water and buried the remains. So in the way of making bombs, we just make fail sauce.

Hola

Hey again! So sorry for not posting more. My compy crashed and we had no internet for a while there... but I'm back! And with more stories.